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President Hiallry's First Night in Office

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She is lying in bed when the ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington responds, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears. Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh!" says Hillary. "I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears and Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln answers, "Go to the theater."

[found this at Valencia Falls]